Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.
Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper.
Democrats are fighting for a new direction that includes protecting Social Security as well as making healthcare affordable, bringing down the high cost of gasoline, and making higher education more accessible for all Americans.
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.